User blog:Botbuster/Calamity In A Nutshell

Player: Hi I'm a normal person and I want to kill the strongest and best bosses in the modded world.

Desert Scourge: Hi I'm an oversized sand worm and I am thirsty.

Player: Oh wow.

Crabulon: Hi I'm an zombie mushroom crab and I am holy.

Player: Oh wow.

Hive Mind: Hi I'm a brain thingy and I am also a hive.

Player: Oh wow.

Hive Mind: Now I can fly.

Player: Oh no.

The Perforators: Hi we are a bunch of disgusting worms and a mushroom hive.

Player: Ew.

Slime God: Hi I'm the god of slimes.

Player: Oh no.

Cryogen: Hi I'm an large snowflake and I'm actually an person.

Player: Oh wow.

Cryogen: Now I'm broken.

Player: Oh no.

Brimstone Elemental: Hi I'm a sexy Brimstone woman.

Player: Oh wow.

Aquatic Scourge: Hi I'm another large desert worm but I am hydrated.

Player: Oh wow.

Calamitas: Hi I'm a large wooden eye thing.

Player: Oh wow.

Calamitas: Also I'm a clone, now I'm mad and I also have a metal mouth and a flesh mouth for brothers.

Player: Oh no.

Siren: Hi I'm a sexy mermaid.

Player: Oh wow.

Leviathan: Hi I'm an oversized fish thing and I'm the sexy mermaid's friend.

Player: Oh no.

Astrum Aureus: Hi I'm a mechanical spider thing.

Player: Oh wow.

Plaguebringer Goliath: Hi I'm a large bee but now I'm green and nuclear.

Player: Oh no.

Ravager: Hi I'm like a Golem but I'm made with bodies.

Player: Oh no.

Ravager: Now my head can fly.

Player: Extra oh no.

Astrum Deus: Hi I'm an large worm star god thing and I also have 10 smaller versions of me.

Player: Oh no.

Profaned Guardians: Hi we are donut/chicken nugget/potato things and we love the giant fire cocoon god thingy.

Player: Oh wow.

Bumblebirb: Hi I'm a jungle birb and I can clone myself.

Player: Oh wow.

Providence: Hi I'm a large fire cocoon god thingy.

Player: Oh no.

Polterghast: Hi I'm a beetle thing with hooks and I am made of souls.

Player: Oh wow.

Polterghast: Now I no longer have armour and I also have a clone of me.

Player: Oh no.

Signus: Hi I'm an ghost-like assassin.

Player: Oh no.

Storm Weaver: Hi I'm a smol space worm.

Player: Oh wow.

Storm Weaver: Now I'm pink.

Player: Oh.

Ceaseless Void: Hi I'm a large flying mirror and I might destroy your world.

Player: Oh no.

Devourer of Gods: Hi I'm a large worm and I can eat gods.

Player: Oh no.

DoG: Now I'm larger.

Player: Extra oh no.

Yharon: Hi I'm a large jungle dragon.

Player: Oh wow.

Supreme Calamitas: Hi I'm the large wooden eye thing again but I'm not a clone this time.

Player: Oh wow.

Minibosses

Giant Clam: Hi I'm a clam.

Player: Oh wow.

Cloud Elemental: Hi I'm a sexy cloud woman.

Player: Oh wow.

Earth Elemental: Hi I'm a suit of armour.

Player: Oh wow.

Armoured Digger: Hi I'm a mecha worm.

Player: Oh wow.

Great Sand Shark: Hi I'm another sand shark.

Player: Oh wow.

Plaguebringer: Hi I'm another green and nuclear bee but I am smoller.

Player: Oh no.

Mauler: Hi I'm an acid shark.

Player: Oh wow.

Colossal Squid: Hi I'm an oversized squid.

Player: Oh wow.

Reaper Shark: Hi I'm a shark with arms.

Player: Oh wow.

Juvenile Eidolon Wyrm: Hi I'm a wyrm thing.

Player: Oh wow.

Adult Eidolon Wyrm: Hi I'm another wyrm thing but I am bigger and I am also OP.

Player: Oh no.

Planned

Draedon: Hi I'm a cyborg mechanic.

Player: Oh wow.

Oblivion: *Extra double bad time*

Player: Oh no.

Yharim: Hi I'm a mean king.

Player: Oh no.

Noxus: Hi I'm an invincible evil shell thing.

Player: Oh no.

Xeroc: Hi I'm a moth god and I got rid of the evil shell thing for you so I can test you.

Player: Extra oh no.

Removed

Astrageldon Slime: Hi I'm a purple slime with space rocks in me and I got replaced by the mechanical spider thing.

Player: Oh no.

Future Bosses: Hi we are the penguin cult leader thing, the large jungle dragon, and the large worm that can eat gods but now we are white and stronger.

Player: Oh no.

THE LORDE: Hi I'm the mean king but I have googly eyes and I am OP.

Player: Oh no.

Scrapped Bosses

Andromeda: Hi I'm an oversized space ship-machine thingy.

Player: Oh wow.

Braelor and Statsis: Hi we're a dead ninja and a dead demi god but we came back to life incorrectly.

Player: Oh no.

Void/Hive Queen: Hi I'm a large purple thing that acts like the vvvveeeerrryyyy angery cooked turkey.

Player: Oh wow.

Fogbound: Hi I'm a spoopy fog face.

Player: Oh wow.

Plague Empress: Hi I'm a large green and nuclear beetle thing.

Player: Oh no.

Mega Mammoth Dragon: Hi I'm a large mammoth dragon.

Player: Oh wow.

Alpha and Omega: *Double sun and moon bad time*

Player: Oh wow.

Bronze Wall: Hi I'm a wall of bronze.

Player: Oh wow.

Profaned Cultist: Hi I'm a cult leader flame thing and I also love the large cocoon god thingy.

Player: oh wow.

Mud Hydra: Hi I'm a brown multiple headed dragon

Player: Oh wow.

Mirage Mallah: Hi I'm a large desert mirage.

Player: Oh wow.

Mirage Mallah: Now I no longer have arms.

Player: Oh no.

Mirage Mallah: Now I'm just an eye.

Player: Oh.

Unknown Sun Boss: Hi I'm a sun thing and I act like the grim reaper.

Player: Oh no.

Vent Turtle: Hi I'm a turtle.

Player: Oh wow.

Calamity Dimensions

Nemesis: Hi I'm another green nuclear bee.

Player: Oh no.

Nemesis: Now I'm mad.

Player: Extra oh no.

Goozma: Hi I'm the god of slimes but now I am stronger and I also have 4 other slimes deities.

Player: Oh no.

Draedon Monitor: Hi I'm an image of the cyborg mechanic on a flying TV.

Player: Oh wow.

Kaltain: Hi I'm a cult leader and I love the cocoon flame goddess thing's green sister.

Player: Oh wow.

Stygian Weaver: Hi I'm a shadow thing.

Player: Oh wow.

Unchained Silva: Hi I'm a nature woman that got covered in mud and got my soul sent to an abyss but now I'm free and I will test you.

Player: Oh no.

Yharim Rematch: Hi I'm the mean king again but now I'm at my full power.

Player: Oh no.

Yharim Rematch: Now I no longer have an helmet, also I'm a lizard person.

Player: Extra oh no.

Overseer Xeroc: Hi I'm the moth god again but now I'm my original form, a flame cocoon thing just like my daughters.

Player: Oh no.

Insomolith: Hi I'm another large strange thing and I'm the reason why the wyrm things are OP.

Player: Oh no.

False Origin of the Reality Bending Purity: Hi I'm something and I work for the large evil thing.

Player: Oh wow.

Aeturnus: Hi I'm a large evil thing that can challenge the moth god.

Player: Oh no.